why try to have a conversation using the tumblr messaging system when you can just write a message, put it in a bottle, and toss it in the fucking ocean where it’s more likely to find its way to the person
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
you know he dead
|—||Elie Wiesel (via dangerouswitnesses)|
I’d rather wait five minutes for fries than have them straight away because freshy cooked fries are the best
My math teacher called me average.
“Some books are so familiar that reading them is like being home again.” - Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*
"what’s it about?"
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else