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jaclcfrost:

why try to have a conversation using the tumblr messaging system when you can just write a message, put it in a bottle, and toss it in the fucking ocean where it’s more likely to find its way to the person

everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead

Take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
Elie Wiesel (via dangerouswitnesses)

phobias:

I’d rather wait five minutes for fries than have them straight away because freshy cooked fries are the best

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

“Some books are so familiar that reading them is like being home again.” - Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

marylovesbooks:

soulpunc:

"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*

"what’s it about?"
*mumbles unintelligibly*

cybergata:

Tobias has had a big day! by beautifulamnesia on Flickr.
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

smash-turbation:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

Bobblehead Bunny